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Monday, July 16, 2007

Locker Room Humor

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.


A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.


Everyone else in the room start listening him.


MAN: "Hello."


WOMAN:
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$90,000."


MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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